Trump’s Totally Not Weird Way of Standing | The Daily Social Distancing Show
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以下：黃色標(biāo)注是Ground Truth

There’s one dollar Trump quick that hasn’t got the media attention and deserves,
There’s one Donald Trump quirk that hasn’t gotten the media attention it deserves,
and that has to be the way he stands.
and that has to be the way he stands.

有一個(gè)唐納德·特朗普的怪癖沒(méi)有引起媒體的應(yīng)有關(guān)注，那便是他站立的方式。

Look at him, that is not how a normal humanbeing stands.
Look at him, that is not how a normal human being stands.

看他，那不是正常人的站法。

Like, he looks like a pengiue that got butu plants.
Like, he looks like a penguin that got butt implants.

他看起來(lái)像只豐了臀的企鵝。

But the question is, where did he learn to stand like thats?
But the question is, where did he learn to stand like that?

但是問(wèn)題是，他在哪里學(xué)會(huì)那樣站的？

Well, we tracked down the man behind where he stant.
Well, we tracked down the man behind the stand.

好吧，我們找到了站在架子后面的那個(gè)人。

My name is Agottisman Dragon and I’m a poseture expert.
My name is Augustus Mandrake and I’m a posture expert.

我叫Augustus Mandrake，是一名位姿專(zhuān)家。

around the acanemy of standing normaly in the way that isn’t weired.
I run the Academy of Standing Normally in a Way That Isn’t Weird.

我經(jīng)營(yíng)“正常站立的方式并不奇怪”學(xué)院。

And yeah, I taught president Trump, everything he knows about stading, every pose, every manerithm, every iconic stands.
And yeah, I taught President Trump. Everything he knows about standing, every pose, every mannerism, every iconic stance…

是的，我教過(guò)特朗普總統(tǒng)。 他所知道的有關(guān)步態(tài)，姿勢(shì)，舉止和標(biāo)志性姿態(tài)的一切。

He learned from me.
He learned from me.

他從我這里學(xué)到的。

See that, if you want to stand normally you have to pop your ass.
You see that? if you want to stand normally, you got to pop your ass…out.

你看到了嗎？ 如果您想正常站立，您必須將屁股撅起來(lái)。

Ahh, if you want you head reliaent, and want you ass, and fucking Totyo. Sure, okay?
I want your head in Rhode Island, and want your ass… in fucking Tokyo. Let me show you, okay?

我想要你的頭在羅德島，想要你的屁股...在特么的東京。 讓我來(lái)為你展示，好嗎？

First thing is set is your ass… pop it, walk and treat you joes… Bang, president you know the states… part of that, you know what i’m here? … look my ass…
First thing you set is your ass. Pop it. Working at Trader Joe’s. Bang! President of the United States. Pop it out. See what I’m doing here? Just look at my ass. Don’t look me in the eye. Look at my ass.

您設(shè)置的第一件事是您的屁股。 彈出它。 （像）在Trader Joe's工作。 砰! 美國(guó)總統(tǒng)。 彈出來(lái)。 看看我在這里做什么？ 看看我的屁股。 別看著我 看我的屁股。

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